Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for June 08, 2009

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 15 years ago

    The mistress was then declared a dangerous weapon.

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    rayannina  over 15 years ago

    Yep, doctortoon, that fits their usual moo …

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    lazygrazer  over 15 years ago

    LOL!

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    kschobert  over 15 years ago

    “Milk” it! HA!

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    runar  over 15 years ago

    Why is she called a mistress? Because she’s between a mister and a mattress.

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    rainman5353  over 15 years ago

    Great , now there will be a fifteen day waiting period for a mistress!

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    whardin1960  over 15 years ago

    Confucius say, “Man who look for mistress is dear hunting”

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    MichiganMitten  over 2 years ago

    One never hears of a soft-boiled detective.

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