Eek! by Scott Nickel for June 19, 2009

Hey, can a guy get that from drinking someone’s blood?!

Mel Brooks latest movie “Dracula’s Stiffie.”

Hey cleokaya that’s sounds like a comedy-horror-porn flick. Tell my great grandmother that it is a romance movie and she would watch it.

Then the doctor will say he’s booked up, and you’ll just have to stick it out for a while.

I wouldn’t stand around wasting it, Drac.

I always wondered, what should you do if it stays hard for more than 4 hours without taking any pills?

Hugh The right combination of opportunity and scotch used to do that to me. Never waste an opportunity.

Is that a stake in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Always knew it had something to do with blood

Hey Drac - only 3:59 left n counting !

Turn y’self into a bat - hardly noticeable…..

Dracula’s third fang!!

I busted up as soon as I saw this, and it took me awhile to stop. This one goes in my favorites.

It’s love at first bite.

… must be something he assimilated.

Looks like they are made for each other,

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