Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 22, 2009

Is Andy incorrigible?

Andy’s never at a loss for words.

Ahhhh!!!! The good old days!!!

Look out for that rug, Andy. It’ll trip you up. So will all your B.S.

Flo ain’t buying, Andy, she never does. It’s the sofa for you tonight buddy. But that’s no problem since it’s where you spend all your days.

Reminds me of joke I once heard, I will add a minor modification here to make it relevant.

Andy goes into the pub, orders a pint of bitter, downs it, and then looks in his shirt pocket.

Then he orders another pint, finishes it, and looks in his pocket again.

Another pint, another lgance in his shirt-pocket

Then another

And another.

Finally, the barman can’t stand any more,

“Pardon me askin’, but what’s that yer’ve got in yer pocket, mate?”

Andy looks up and says, “It’s a picture of Flo; when she starts lookin’ gorgeous to me, I know I’ve had enough.”

like the old gag about the difference between a “five” and a “nine” being twelve beers.

Andy’s home 7 hours EARLY by my math.

Andy used to get home after midnight as usual but he arrived home after THREE AM. That’s odd! Maybe he found the liquid that tasted better and made him tempting to drink more and more and more….. He was completely DRUNK!

Simon_Jester that joke is so hilarious!