Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 25, 2009

Got a feeliing Andy would drink the gin before it got to Mum.

I resemble that. Andy is a man of self control.

To here Andy talk, you would think Mum was a worse drunk then he is. Doubt it.

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Is that what she gives you when you’re sick Andy? Flowers stuck in beer?

Flo’s father was an alcoholic. I know, because I use to drink with him.

Somebody… buy me flowers. My gin choice…Tanqueray. I will give my wife the flowers, but I will keep the gin. Thank you very much.

Mr. Kettle, meet Mr. Pot.

Oh Andy I didn’t think ye cared about me mother. You must want the money for beer instead of me buying flowers to cheer up me ole mum.

He might have a point there.