Eek! by Scott Nickel for June 23, 2009

Pirate, is that you?

Pirate, I didn’t know you liked artichokes!!

comic, where are your “ayes”?

Aye, ‘tis me*, lads and lassies! I *love arrrrtichokes! Carmy me ayes be everywhere….leering at all th’ fine ladies at GoComics, especially th’ Tribe members!!!

And an Arrrugula salad with a gingarrr ayel to drink.

if the pirate uncovered his ayes, he might not have a hook for a hand

He got something in the the eye the first day he had the hook.

With, no doubt, the Marrrrinaded Aarrrrdvark - and Smoked Arrrrsters on th’ side.

Arrrnd, a carrrrafe o’ th’ Chateau Arrrrton Arrrmagnac Two-Thousand-Tharrrree!

Harumph! Probably a messy eater.

It’s not Talk Like a Pirate Day yet is it? Or did I miss something?

Watch out for the Ninjas Mr. Pirate, they’re everywhere!