Last Saturday I planned to have the BBQ steak at my porch outside but somehow I spotted a black widow with the web by the bottom corner of the patio door. I said to it, “Oh sh*t!” and I grabbed the bottle of insect killer and then, I squirted directly at it and under the corner of the patio door that it hid. The black widow crawled helplessness and struggled painfully. I whamped on it with rubber clog and killed it immediately. So there!
I’ve no love for black widows, but wait until you get one of those big orb-weavers thinking that it can catch a person if it just weaves a big enough web between the two bushes that a person must pass through to get to his apartment. I had to deal with that for years, until the bushes were taken out and replaced by a gated fence.
Now all I have to worry about is the cast-iron alligator lying in wait near the gate. Oh yeah, and the cockroackes the size of pocket aircraft carriers.
Rakkav about 15 years ago
Ya gotta MOVE before you inspire fear in anybody, John.
(THREE before marguritem?)
Jor-El about 15 years ago
I lifted my blanket last night and there was a nasty black widow nestled in the sheets.
Was I afraid?!
rmleon about 15 years ago
It doesn’t look like that spider is afraid of the turtle.
tbree about 15 years ago
Spiders are the only creatures I know of with eyes in the BACK of their heads! (As well as the front, I might add.)
Superfrog about 15 years ago
Is this a web comic?
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
Pun-intended.
Wildmustang1262 about 15 years ago
Last Saturday I planned to have the BBQ steak at my porch outside but somehow I spotted a black widow with the web by the bottom corner of the patio door. I said to it, “Oh sh*t!” and I grabbed the bottle of insect killer and then, I squirted directly at it and under the corner of the patio door that it hid. The black widow crawled helplessness and struggled painfully. I whamped on it with rubber clog and killed it immediately. So there!
Rakkav about 15 years ago
I’ve no love for black widows, but wait until you get one of those big orb-weavers thinking that it can catch a person if it just weaves a big enough web between the two bushes that a person must pass through to get to his apartment. I had to deal with that for years, until the bushes were taken out and replaced by a gated fence.
Now all I have to worry about is the cast-iron alligator lying in wait near the gate. Oh yeah, and the cockroackes the size of pocket aircraft carriers.