Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 22, 2002

Transcript:

Sir Rodney: Time for your speech, sire King: Are the secret service men in place? Sir Rodney: If I knew that, they wouldn't be secret, would they? King: Security in our kingdom is the personal responsibility of every one of us! Crowd: Yea! Right! Yes. Hooray. Sir Rodney: And, as an additional measure...the king has asked that all of his personal security people report to one head. Your safety is in define jeopardy, sire.