Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 25, 2009

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    Sisyphos  over 15 years ago

    The little fey guy really is pressuring the handicapped Steve (handicap: total lack of social graces, tact, and nobility, among other deficiencies).

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    ejcapulet  over 15 years ago

    I don’t think Steve is capable of thinking before he opens his mouth.

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    rayannina  over 15 years ago

    Or after, for that matter.

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    wndrwrthg  over 15 years ago

    Obviously the woman has not even an inkling as to what pressure a man undergoes.

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    jrbj  over 15 years ago

    I think Steve’s main problem is that he is afraid of women, feels inferior to them and, deep down inside, would rather have a man anyway. After all, his conscience is a “fairy” with a wand. How masculine is that - NOT!

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    ForeverAllstar  over 15 years ago

    doctortoon, that really only works for kitty cats

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    cleokaya  over 15 years ago

    I had a great pick up line back in the day. I would say “Nice ring” then casually take the young ladies hand in mine. If I was feeling really brave and lucky. I would say “Nice necklace?”

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    Radical-Knight  over 15 years ago

    He has a fairy for a concience - Strike one! He’s thinking - Strike Two!! He opens his mouth - Steeerike THREE!!! And He’s Outa There!!!

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    MIYY4U  over 15 years ago

    Hey doctor-love that old joke. It ranks up there with “Did you get hurt?” From what? “When you fell from heaven.”

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    x_Tech  over 14 years ago

    Hey, I remember Steve now. Back in HS he was a member of CRASI (Crud Rude And Socially Inept).

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