Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 26, 2009

Such a hussy, that Norma the Nuke!

I think this particular storyline has hit a 7.5 on my weird-o-meter. And I’m a Pibgorn and FA fan - so that’s saying something.

Yes, she’s a lovely bombshell. If only the North Korean leaders would read this. The threat is all anyone needs, not the actual bomb!

“You can’t hug your kids with nuclear arms”.

Russia is dreaming up a new and more powerful nuke to kill somebody - who, I wonder?

Speaking as someone who fully remembers Retarded Ronnie and the nuclear fears of the ’80s, I can easily live without ‘em.

BTW - We ARE threat’nin’ NORTH KOREA now, for its’ Defiant Nuclear Development Stance - it’s a PRESCIENT strip today.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036789/vp/30940050#30940050

Back in the good ol’e days the threat of a nuclear holocaust was enough to hold everyone in check. Now days, the militants can’t wait until they develop enough nukes to scorch the whole world, starting with Israel and the United States. God promised He’d never wipe us out with a flood again and He’s keeping his promise; He’s doing it with fire. Repent, all you Binkleys, for the Kingdom is at hand.

Turns out that my house dates from the 1960’s and actually has a reinforced concrete bomb shelter under the garage. Lead-lined steel vault door. Even has a well with a hand pump, and a place to hook up a generator (and a vent flue for the exhaust). The 30-something realtor called it a “tornado shelter”. I did NOT enlighten her ignorance, and I’ll probably have to do penance for that someday.

Mae West lives! Such a righteous hussy…