Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 28, 2009

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    rayannina  almost 15 years ago

    If you want something done right, Portnoy, you gotta do it yourself …

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    Sisyphos  almost 15 years ago

    Opus, if you’re gonna be a Bad Penguin, ya gotta grow a spine!

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    Yukoneric  almost 15 years ago

    Was an old college gag to order stuff COD for someone you didn’t like.

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    jopado  almost 15 years ago

    Yeah, I was particularly fond of signing them up for various book clubs.

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    buckleylover Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    The CD clubs were always fun to sign your friends up for.

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    jrbj  almost 15 years ago

    Did you notice we now know what street Dallas lives on.

    Ordering 100 extra large pizzas and having them delivered to the opposition’s office is an old political trick. Fish scalers would be even funnier.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 15 years ago

    If you really want some fun, Opus, have each of your friends call Steve late at night and ask for “Joe.” Then, at about 2 a.m., call him up and say, “This is Joe; were there any calls for me?”

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    Guilden_NL  almost 15 years ago

    What?!? No turnip twaddlers this time?!?!?

    But Obama and crew will be so disappointed: http://themessthatgreenspanmade.blogspot.com/2008/03/opus-on-stimulus.html

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