So now he goes down to the mall and opens one of those “As Seen on TV” stores and idiots will actually come in and buy it for twice as much because they think they’re saving on shipping and handling.
I never really got the point of sending pizzas or other things to someone else’s house; all they have to do is refuse to pay, and the problem’s solved.
Now if all that stuff was sent to him at 3 a.m. while he’s developing a hangover, that would be funny.
Sisyphos about 15 years ago
Hey, where are the 14 mobile homes? If you want to be paid, you have to deliver the goods!
ben_david about 15 years ago
Use the mobile homes as stores to retail all that junk. (Yeah, right.)
rayannina about 15 years ago
I’ll make you an offer on that pocket harpoon – just the thing to get the neighbors to stop playing mariachi music!
jrbj about 15 years ago
So now he goes down to the mall and opens one of those “As Seen on TV” stores and idiots will actually come in and buy it for twice as much because they think they’re saving on shipping and handling.
CogentModality about 15 years ago
Last I checked, postal workers only carried firearms into their place of work. Just refuse the C.O.D.
gtsagan about 15 years ago
I love the “up” arrow.
jopado about 15 years ago
I still prefer the ‘book club’ ruse. …..They just put it in your mailbox and you never know what happened.
Takes you forever to shut it down, though. They just keep coming.
jefelito5150 about 15 years ago
HAHA! I had a Ronco Pocket Harpoon when I was a kid!
jymyben420 about 15 years ago
i’ll bet kitzi wishes steve had a pocket harpoon when they were shacking up during the college days….
Sherlock Watson about 15 years ago
I never really got the point of sending pizzas or other things to someone else’s house; all they have to do is refuse to pay, and the problem’s solved.
Now if all that stuff was sent to him at 3 a.m. while he’s developing a hangover, that would be funny.