The really ridiculous part is that the Mongolian Headhunter is taken down by a smack in the face. Everyone knows Mongolian headhunters wack themselves about the head and face with sticks of meat in their spare time in order to keep themselves from being taken out by salami like that.
Turns out the dame was the headhunter’s daughter. The giant rabid pandas ate the headhunter and the daughter collected her inheritance, married the Binkster and they all lived happily ever after at Hef’s house. Now you know … . . the rest of the story.
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
Yeah; ridiculous. Everyone knows you couldn’t get to Hef’s place from Shanghai!
ben_david almost 15 years ago
Turn about is fair play.
jmrocher2001 almost 15 years ago
Not to mention how hard it is to find good salami in China.
kreole almost 15 years ago
Fantasy on both sides is fair……………
Allison Nunn Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I think someone is getting fed up with his friend’s verbal daydreaming!
jrbj almost 15 years ago
Grabbing dames and hiding out in Hefner’s mansion indeed. Obviously, something is awry in Binkley’s mind. I wish I had that problem.
RussellNash almost 15 years ago
Salami just isn’t a good offensive weapon. A ham on the bone is a real weapon.
ds133 almost 15 years ago
The really ridiculous part is that the Mongolian Headhunter is taken down by a smack in the face. Everyone knows Mongolian headhunters wack themselves about the head and face with sticks of meat in their spare time in order to keep themselves from being taken out by salami like that.
Takiniteasy almost 15 years ago
Turns out the dame was the headhunter’s daughter. The giant rabid pandas ate the headhunter and the daughter collected her inheritance, married the Binkster and they all lived happily ever after at Hef’s house. Now you know … . . the rest of the story.
rayannina almost 15 years ago
Glad to know things came out well for Binkley. I always rooted for him.
jefelito5150 almost 15 years ago
Taking a dame to Hef’s place?!?! That’s like bringing sand to the beach!!
Sherlock Watson almost 15 years ago
And just to prove it happened, you can see the dame in the centerfold of next month’s magazine… and she has the salami with her. 8)
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Plenty of headhunters at Hef’s. Don’t know if any get some.
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
ChukLitl:Oh, that was a REAL good one…..LOL
luurch almost 15 years ago
Kinda like the dialog when Bush was in office discussing weapons of mass destruction