Wait, is this the same Steve Dallas who married Kitzi a couple of days ago to end “The Academia Waltz”? Was there an annulment or divorce? Or is this another Steve Dallas? Oh I’m soooo confused.
Actually, although I hate to admit it, I think Steve’s onto something here. I’d add something into that agreement about “reasonable and well-mannered” as well.
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Deck him, Susan! He can’t even remember your name, but wants a contractual guarantee on the kids he assumes you will produce?! It’s clobberin’ time!
kreole over 14 years ago
I see why he’s still single.
AddADadaAdDad over 14 years ago
Wait, is this the same Steve Dallas who married Kitzi a couple of days ago to end “The Academia Waltz”? Was there an annulment or divorce? Or is this another Steve Dallas? Oh I’m soooo confused.
landshark67 over 14 years ago
Plus in the end didn’t he end up being gay and running off with one of the Doonesbury characters?
jrbj over 14 years ago
Who the he## would marry Dallas anyway. Even if they were deaf and blind they’d still be offended by him.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
but kreole, I don’t see why he’s still breathing
ChiehHsia over 14 years ago
Actually, although I hate to admit it, I think Steve’s onto something here. I’d add something into that agreement about “reasonable and well-mannered” as well.
mjlew01 over 14 years ago
“The right buttons”?!?!?!? awesome. That sounds like something GW Bush would look up on the “interwebs with the tubes”.
Ronny Raygun era leadership and mentality on display.
ohmerdesign over 14 years ago
You can always ask Biden for the web site’s “internet number.”
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Hey, SHE had the kid last! Why do we always get blamed for being practical? :)
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
Steve, Steve, Steve. Let me set you straight on a couple of things:
(a) All babies are ugly, and there’s no guarantee that they’ll grow out of it; some just don’t.
(b) Every mother thinks that her kids are beautiful and wonderful, regardless of any evidence to the contrary.