Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for February 26, 2010

Some guys have a ‘six-pack’ Some guys have a ‘keg’ Steve has a ‘pop top’

Check between his ears.

Steve Dallas? Beef? –More likely horsemeat (from the hind-quarters, naturally).

“Where’s the beef?” was the catch-phrase of a popular Wendy’s TV spot back then….

Joan Jett, who Tess represents did not care about men or beef.

She’s grading him……

Just a reminder that Opus is the one who initiated all of this.

The beef is sitting on the table next to Steve and Tess

I used to have a “six-pack”. I traded them in for 2 litre bottles.

What was her name? Carla Peller or something like that,

I, too have the “Dresser ” syndrome. My chest fell into ny drawers years ago. .

Bill The Cat would make a great metal video.

steve dallas is a pirates dream, he has a sunken chest

Just like a woman, never happy.

Sometimes this strip shows its age…

If that’s where she thinks “buns” are located, she has some serious problems.

At one point Clara Peller (who died in 1987) had been wooed away by Prego to pitch their spaghetti sauce which had a lot of, well, beef. “I found it. I finally found it,” were her only two lines in the whole commercial. But it was enough to get her fired by Wendy’s resulting in a precious two entertaining ads from that chain. Living proof Andy Warhol was right.

Too many six-packs=no six pack.

My six pack is adequately protected by a 10 quart cooler.