Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 22, 2010

Yeah, I don’t wanna know either.

Just keep on dozing, Opus; you don’t want to watch this show!

The body may have been sawing logs but the sub-conscience heard every word!

Is Bear Grills hosting the show?

Is Bear Grylls hosting the show?

sort of like mini rocky mountain oysters….

In other News Rachel Ray suffers onair break down and chases innocent Penguin with a carving knife…

Film at eleven

Niblets… Is that what they’re called on a penquin??

Many years ago, in Columbus, OH, a short-lived fast-food start-up named “Turkey Trot” featured turkey-based items, one of which was battered and fried bites of turkey dark meat called “Gobblettes”.

Might have been similar to penguin “niblets”.

Now everyone run down to the store and pick up a Perdue, Oven Stuffer Penguin, and cook along with the show.

Gillbill, I can’t handle 2 minutes of Rachel Ray.

wow you made it through almost 2 minutes, you beat my record !!!

I used to love watching the Cajun guy on PBS , he would pour half a bottle of wine in every recipe and drink the other half..lol

I liked the Galloping Gourmet and Julia Child when I was a kid. They would get completely blotto while they cooked, and while I was too young to know what they were really up to, I thought they were hilarious.

These new cooking shows drive me crazy with the health craze nonsense. I like the guys who grill and spare nothing. What’s better than barbeque? I already know how to cook.

That’s the way to get a penguin’s attention – go right for the niblets.

still like alton brown’s good eats, fantastic culinary nerd he is

Why the heck was Opus watching that show in the first place?