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Sisyphos about 14 years ago
Penguins are not noted for firm resolve and mastery of self.
TheSkulker about 14 years ago
And with a good arm.
kittenpah about 14 years ago
Why is a penquin wearing a scarf?
lewisbower about 14 years ago
Reminds me of Chilly Willy with the hat.
Sandfan about 14 years ago
Opus is about to be 0 for 2 in his comments.
llong65 about 14 years ago
spammer has arrived and has been duely flagged. Opus…just act nonchalant. Steve won’t notice you.
twj0729 about 14 years ago
I don’t flag spammers anymore. I just scroll on past and never, never buy anything. Ignoring and not buying is the best way to get them to stop.
orionsdaughter about 14 years ago
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Sherlock Watson about 14 years ago
Opus: “I cannot tell a lie – Milo did it!”