A group of scientists, having finished building a computer powerful enough to answer any question decided the most profound question they could possibly ask first was “is there a God?” The computer processed it for about a minute and answered “there is now.”
kreole over 13 years ago
That was the Old Testament’s God ……….
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Malfunction! Does not compute! (Was it that suspicious-looking stuffed bear that sabotaged Oliver’s program?)
FatTonyBalducci over 13 years ago
Sounds good to me.
TheSkulker over 13 years ago
Now this Banana is REALLY old!
5¼" floppy disks & no hard drive.
TheSpanishInquisition over 13 years ago
Bacon bits are definitely Godlike.
zeecue over 13 years ago
Wait a minnit…..they left out the soy sauce..you gotta have soy sauce..
Strod over 13 years ago
Duh, no one expects The Spanish Inquisition!
Cardboard Cutout over 13 years ago
Thanks, now I have the Inquisition song from Mel Brooks History of the World running playing inside my head
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
ah, as suspected, the nature of god is sour
hkyjckfjt over 13 years ago
Might be good on a bagel.
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
God is a dip? Well, that certainly explains a few things…
mdblanche over 13 years ago
A group of scientists, having finished building a computer powerful enough to answer any question decided the most profound question they could possibly ask first was “is there a God?” The computer processed it for about a minute and answered “there is now.”
Pygar over 13 years ago
“Oh my God, it’s DIP!!!”
Jessica Rabbit knew what she was talking about…!
thirdguy over 13 years ago
yeah, but can it play Jeopardy!!