Just strap a bunch of large flashlights together and put a rifle scope on the mess. It’s more than anything else that came out of that boondoggle. Better yet they will probably by at least three of them for couple a million a piece.
Hey, there were some very humorous technological tales that came out of the free electron laser research. I just can’t tell you about them. One did involve a bunch of scientists inadvertantly welding all of the exterior doors closed and frying the phone system. On a Saturday.
…and audio screamers that send you away with a headache (or a memory of some Serious rock-n-roll from away over there), and a heat-ray that makes your skin feel like it’s frying (white clothes don’t help, it’s RF). What else is still in the lab, you might not want to know!
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Hey, Tuesday’ll be fun, Dr. Opus!
kreole about 13 years ago
We need Bill the Cat about now…..
tis4kis about 13 years ago
If it’s Tuesday, this must be Armageddon.
thirdguy about 13 years ago
I have faith in Oliver, to do something either very interesting, or very funny!
twj0729 about 13 years ago
Oliver to the rescue.
Wenthral about 13 years ago
Just strap a bunch of large flashlights together and put a rifle scope on the mess. It’s more than anything else that came out of that boondoggle. Better yet they will probably by at least three of them for couple a million a piece.
kittenpah about 13 years ago
Hey, there were some very humorous technological tales that came out of the free electron laser research. I just can’t tell you about them. One did involve a bunch of scientists inadvertantly welding all of the exterior doors closed and frying the phone system. On a Saturday.
Nebulous Premium Member about 13 years ago
Oh, yes. I remember the solution.it was a success and tied up all of the remaining cash.Further spoilers I won’t give.
pbarnrob about 13 years ago
…and audio screamers that send you away with a headache (or a memory of some Serious rock-n-roll from away over there), and a heat-ray that makes your skin feel like it’s frying (white clothes don’t help, it’s RF). What else is still in the lab, you might not want to know!
Sherlock Watson about 13 years ago
Aaaaaaahhh, FREAK OUT!