Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for December 13, 2011

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 13 years ago

    Thus begins the wife-hunt, which will eventually lead to the introduction of Lola Granola.

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    tis4kis  almost 13 years ago

    Was this prompted by… was it Time magazine?… saying single women over a certain age (35?) were more likely to be killed by terrorists than ever get married?

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    Sisyphos  almost 13 years ago

    Seriously, Opus, who would want a six-year-old penguin?

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    twj0729  almost 13 years ago

    Opus an “old waterfowl maid?” I thought Opus was male.

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    chuck_henebry  almost 13 years ago

    Opus’ is male, but he’s often characterized in effeminate ways—just look at the hats he often wears.

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    kittenpah  almost 13 years ago

    “College educated”?

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    jb_the45  almost 13 years ago

    It’s a blessing, Opus. That means you have a 97 percent chance of being happy. Give thanks.

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    John Phelps  almost 13 years ago

    I’m with kittenpah, I never knew Opus went to college, much less got an education at one.

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    Ginrummy33  almost 13 years ago

    I have one of those foot tall opus plush toys from back then, and also a similar one where he’s in shower cap, towel and scrub brush. Probably worth something nowadays, although they’re not NIB.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 13 years ago

    In 2003 he got a penguin wife, but she was so vulgar that at the first sign of her possible death, he gladly assumed so and never saw her again.

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    Jaylene Hake  over 12 years ago

    Please, Opus, I am begging you, behave rationally today!

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