Was this prompted by… was it Time magazine?… saying single women over a certain age (35?) were more likely to be killed by terrorists than ever get married?
I have one of those foot tall opus plush toys from back then, and also a similar one where he’s in shower cap, towel and scrub brush. Probably worth something nowadays, although they’re not NIB.
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Thus begins the wife-hunt, which will eventually lead to the introduction of Lola Granola.
tis4kis almost 13 years ago
Was this prompted by… was it Time magazine?… saying single women over a certain age (35?) were more likely to be killed by terrorists than ever get married?
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Seriously, Opus, who would want a six-year-old penguin?
twj0729 almost 13 years ago
Opus an “old waterfowl maid?” I thought Opus was male.
chuck_henebry almost 13 years ago
Opus’ is male, but he’s often characterized in effeminate ways—just look at the hats he often wears.
kittenpah almost 13 years ago
“College educated”?
jb_the45 almost 13 years ago
It’s a blessing, Opus. That means you have a 97 percent chance of being happy. Give thanks.
John Phelps almost 13 years ago
I’m with kittenpah, I never knew Opus went to college, much less got an education at one.
Ginrummy33 almost 13 years ago
I have one of those foot tall opus plush toys from back then, and also a similar one where he’s in shower cap, towel and scrub brush. Probably worth something nowadays, although they’re not NIB.
Stephen Gilberg almost 13 years ago
In 2003 he got a penguin wife, but she was so vulgar that at the first sign of her possible death, he gladly assumed so and never saw her again.
Jaylene Hake over 12 years ago
Please, Opus, I am begging you, behave rationally today!