Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 01, 2013

travel faster than light by surfing the light ways with light reflecting sails. In space it should be a cinch.

And so boy genius Oliver Wendell Jones was stifled in youth and grew up to be just another faceless Silicon Valley technician….

i have to put my starship in the shop. my warp drive got warped and now i just fly around in circles.

I don’t know if i’d have confidence in a teacher who looks like a flood victim.

The idea was falsifiable, so it qualified as science, even though it didn’t pan out. Unlike creationism, where any possible state of affairs can be explained as “goddidit” and hence is not falsifiable. If you don’t believe this, ask a creationist what sort of evidence would prove creationism to be wrong.

This is the problem with public schools today.

My porcupine loves raisins! His poop alone, could power the world!

How about wheaties? Or maybe Total.

Nope; H.L. Mencken said that.

I thought it was either Mark Twain or P.T. Barnum.

Actually, It was first spoken by Huxley College President Quincy Adams Wagstaff.

mr einstein wrote a little tome called “relativity for the common man”. at the end of the really heavy chapters (all of them) he added a disclaimer to the effect that, paraphrased is; “at this point children, we stare into the face of god”. check out lanza’s new book if you’re into big answers that create ever bigger questions.