Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 10, 2013

Shaken not stirred.

Did Steve switch samples with some schmuck? And Thornhump III may be technically “drug free,” but he’s a lush.

..not according to the guys on D wing….

If Steve took those tablets (and swallowed), I say Magic Hair Growth is a drug. So is alcohol. The Feds just decided not to criminalize one for consuming them. You’d think the disaster of Prohibition would have taught them something about criminalizing folks for using the others. Not to say what they should do instead ……

Some things never change. Work associated drug testing remains an issue as does the question of what constitutes a “drug.”

I don’t know what’s worse, drugs or eating 73 hostess ding dongs. :P

I’d prefer a ’61 Margaux, a Rothschild or a Pichon-Lalande. Maybe even a vintage Gaja.

I remember Nancy’s programs, Just Say No and the DARE To Turn Your Parents In. You would think a couple of our highly educated representatives would have made a connection between the need for the programs coincidentally happening a decade after declaring war on our own people.