Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 29, 2013

“If you two don’t stop that, I’m going to start rapping again!”

Stuck in the middle with you! (Refugee from an old rock song.)

I was just coming here to complain about not being able to go to the grocery store without being exposed to that poison. Just yesterday I had to endure it long enough to load up my bike and unlock it (I managed to lock it up and get inside unmolested). I can hold my breath only so long.

I started driving a cab in ’83. Many people were dumbfounded that a driver would not want smoking in the cab. In fact, few would bother to ask. I had to preempt them from lighting up. If they got by me, or got in smoking, they would agree to put it out, but then proceed to hit it a few more times first.

As an ex-smoker, I know just how clueless smokers are.

to stop smoking, how about we tax tobacco, even those e-cigs to $1000 per pack, and, $10000 per carton?

“No, do ya mind if I FART?” -G. Carlin

@thebird55:

Thanks, I couldn’t for the life of me remember who did that song. :)

I forget the source: “Do you mind if I smoke?”“Frankly, I don’t care if you burn.”8^)

@1MadHatAnd Ralph Kramden + Ed Norton.