Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 18, 2015

“Don’t try to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other” – Al Bundy

I still want to know where Bill was that night in 1997.

and, why can’t i use the decorative towels. they are towels. and, why do they need 50 pairs of black shoes, it is only for 1 pair of feet.

Women, as is the case with geometry, are not meant to be understood; one merely learns the rules and to apply them correctly.

Silly men, you can’t understand women, you can only appreciate them.

The psychobabble bunch, say that women alter themselves to make other women notice. A case in point is those godawful hair-dos. Two women meet and one says,

“Oh, I just love your hair, where did you get it done?” To a guy your hair looks like it was built by rats on a bad acid trip. The female half of a couple down the street is a beautiful blonde, with a petite, perfectly nice body. Or was. All her girl buddies were getting boob jobs. So she had to get a boob job. Now she is top heavy and her husband doesn’t like it.

And still they try to tell us men and women are but one species!

jbmlaw – nailed it

totes legit