The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 26, 2012

Ya moms so fat, she had to stop wearin’ the Malcom X shirts ‘cause helicopters kept tryin’ to land on her (early 90’s flashback).

your Moms is so poor, she had to sell the car to get gas money*Your moms so fat, there’s an armed guard in front of the fridge

Ya moms teeth are so yellow, she spits butter

Your mama so fat, when she puts on her BVDs they spell ‘Boulevard’.

Last two:

Ya moms has a wooden leg with a kick-stand

Ya moms has a glass eye with a fish in it

Your mom’s so fat she bleeds gravy.