Big Top by Rob Harrell for April 26, 2011

TODAYS BREAKFAST MENU:

Top Sirloin Steak (Cooked any way you want it)

Barbecue Ribs

Fish N’ Chips meal

Bacon & Eggs (eggs made the way you want them)

Sausage, biscuit and gravy

Pancakes, or Belgium Waffles (covered in rich maple Syrup, with toast on the side)

Shrimp and Fries Combo Meal

Oven Fresh Pizza (Any topping)

Chicken, steak, or beef burritos covered in Enchilada sauce and cheese (Comes with a side of refried beans and rice)

Fried potatoes with onion and bell peppers in it. (Good stuff)

Burgers to order - Turkey Burger, Double Delux Cheese burger, Mushroom Swiss burger, Angus burger, Smoked bacon cheddar burger, Tofu veggie Burger (All burgers come with a side order of Fries, onion rings, chicken tenders or spicy buffalo wings

Hot dogs or corn dogs

QUICK MEAL FIXES:

Poptarts, toaster Strudels, granola bars,cereal bars (For those on the go)

Winchell’s warm and fresh donuts

Salad bar is open

Animal Platter:

Kitty’s breakfast meal all ready for him

Katrina’s Rare steak and a bowl of milk

Lucky’s leftovers

Beverages:

Doc’s World Famous Nuclear Coffee

Starbright’s Divine Cocoa Mocha (Courtesy of Chris Alan & Johanan Rakkav)

My Big Sister’s Berry Delicious Breakfast Smoothies

bmonks cup of minty flavored mocha

Regular coffee, with creamer on request

Chardonnay, Zinfandel, or Merlot

sparkling wine (perfect for any occasion)

Fountain Drinks or Ice Cream Floats

American premium or Imported Beers

Assorted Fruit Drinks or Teas

Plain Milk or Chocolate Milk

Ice Water

V8 Vegetable juice

Pepsi, Cherry Pepsi, Cocoa Cola, Mountain Dew, 7up

What to say what to say………

Send in the clowns!

Good morning, fellow Tribe members…………..

I’d love some of those delicious warm Winchell’s donuts, please. That will do me until breakfast. Then, I’ll probably have the shrimp and fries combo meal! Thank’s Lil Sister

For dessert any thing you want….you got it.

You’re welcome Montana Lady :-) Enjoy the meals.

Good night everyone :-)

Good night, Lil Sis and all who are to come….

It’s time for me to put away the bubble machine, and get some zzzzz’s……….:))

Good morning, ♥Little Sister♥ & Montana Lady!

Hi, hi, hi ho, it’s back to work I go. Happy, happy joy, joy…..NOT!

Pop ” I can Can Can if you Can Can Can you Can Can Oh we can do the Can Can”

Glad you put in the NOT

Grog!

else the white coat brigade would be after you with butterfly nets.

gm tribeandall

toontour **POOPH

Good Morning, Tribe

I’m off to the VA for some tests. Catch y’all when I return. Have a great day everyone!

P&L

I hope you studied for them, Lonewolf.

Morning All!

≡≡ P O P ! ≡≡ ♪ Good Morning TRIBE! ♪

Hello to all those here!

I’ff have the shrimp and chips, thanks for the menu ♥Little Sister♥.

Hiya.

Good morning, Everybody……

Lonewolf…….routine tests?

Good Morning MisngNOLA and Montana Lady!

I am awake! Don’t like that!  

 Everyone!

Good Morning Ooops! - You should be glad to be awake to enjoy the day!

( tossing dog biscuits at the little dog )

Wassup’ Tribe.

Hello Steelblade - Hope your having a good day!

If you consider sitting back, relaxing and drinking a nice cold beer then yeah I am having a good day.

Good to hear. My day is going good also but I’m drinking coffee.

Coffee! Coffee is Bad!!!

It keeps people awake. It causes your brain to misfunction. When you soak little pop rocks in it they become as mini grenades. If you drink enough coffee……

Is very quiet today…….

So, Lonewolf………..did you pass??

Good Afternoon Tribe

Back from the VA. And I have my FIRST cup of COFFEE for the day!!! FINALLY!! I wasn’t allowed to have one till all of the tests were done.

Good Afternoon ♠Lonewolf♠!

Ooops! - At least have or more of the coffee I have is decaf.

Hi, Montana Lady.

The two important test areas are holding their own, but they upped my intake on two meds. :^(

♠Lonewolf♠ - Altogether that must be good news at least!

Good Morning, peeps!

(Especially: Steelblade, Sojo, Ooops?!?, MT Lady, & ♠Lonewolf♠!)

Glad to hear that some of you have good news!

Just back from lunch–I’ll just have a glass of V8, thanks.

Hello bmonk!

Hi, Sojo & Bmonk. Not all I hoped for but better than what the results could have been. Not out of the woods by any stretch of the imagination though. :^)

Lewreader said, about 20 lectures ago

… I was once a young liberal student who was out to save the world. No one can believe like the youth and I was absolutely sure zero Population growth would save world. So I probably got stoned before seeing the doctor and improving the world’s gene pool… . when I say “kids” I am always meaning some other person’s innocent offspring I am polluting with my now conservative ideas.

That reminds me of the Francois Guizot quote: “Not to be a republican (‘liberal’) at 20 is proof of want of heart; to be one at 30 is proof of want of head.”

wHat dEcAfFieNaTed?!?!?

Ouchies! Ouchies! Ouchies! It hurts just contemplating it.

Ooops!, I always wondered what the point of decafienating coffee might be.

Lonewolf, I am sorry the news is not better. So…. ummm, the dragon is really cute.  

Ooops! - I prefer regular coffee but do to heart conditions I limit my intake of cafine. Decaf for the same price is lower quality so I use flavored decaf coffee to cover up the taste of low quality coffee. Chocolte flavored coffee is good. :-)

Sojo, that sounds about right.

Bmonk, I believe decafe and fake sugar and some other fake things are designed to torture those people whose mean docors tell them they can no longer have the real things. In the case of sugar….. really don’t do those chemical tortures. I spit out all diet food. It tastes yucky and is bad.

Ooops! - Substitue sugar products seem to me to be harmful and shouldn’t be used.

Hi, LuvH8!

Hi Lonewolf

I remember a friend once saw Diet Coke Free in a store (no sugar, no caffeine, nothing you would really enjoy drinking), and asked, “So, what’s the point??”

Sojo, from what I’ve read it seems to turn out that way. I really don’t understand it when medical people push fake sugar on diabetics, they already have enough problems being diabetic. Why encourage them to eat yucky tasting food that causes further health problems?

Ooops! - That’s true from what I’ve read.

And encourage them to not get over limiting sweets.

bmonk - LOL

Alas, I think I must depart these pleasant surroundings and go to examine the insides of my eyelids for cracks–after the long weekend and all…

Fare all you well!

Have a good rest, Bmonk.

Bye bmonk.

My AM post got lost. I’m not sure but I believe it was the non-numerical answer to life, the universe, and everything. Oops, they’re building another bypass.

Hello Sir Lew! - So it must of not been 42 than.

Things to do.

♪ P&L ♪ ≡≡ POOF! ≡≡

I always thought it was aquamarine. Huh This changes my whole view on the world, it is going to involve some research and meditation and umm…..

Since I get easily confuzzled:

Good Bye Peoples & Hello Peoples!

Bmonk, that was my same reaction when I first saw the shiney silver can or was it gold?

Well, the captain of the Tuesday Night pool team called and asked me to show up tonight. And I thought I had the night off. Have a great evening, Tribe!

P&L

Good evening, Tribe

I wonder what would happen if I tried this tomorrow.

My chihuahua, Chica apparently is interested in my keyboard.

Hello Everyone :-)

Well after my first day back, the back of my eye lids are begging to be viewed.

Gunite, Tribeandall!

Or at least my fingers as she playfully tries to snap at them.

Goodnight Grog.

Where the bleeepin’ bleeep is everyone.

( pours a bucket of sticky molasses all over the floor and rigs a bucket of slime perfectly on the door for an unexpecting victim)

(Giggles!)

“Oh drats! I trapped myself in here.”

HELP!