Big Top by Rob Harrell for July 27, 2011

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Oh no! twice in a week

    Spam Spam, wonderful SpamSpam eggs and SpamSpam, Spam. sausage and Spam Sale on can openers todayEggs. Lord can we cook eggs.Baked eggs, deep fried eggs, Microwave eggs without removing the shells, pickled eggs, dried eggs, Did I mention eggs? Egg salad, egg noodles, egg yolks, egg whites, white eggs, brown eggs, chicken eggs, pheasant eggs, and turkey eggs. Egg foo young with a white cardboard container. Egg on my face. Eggshell paint. Rinse egg with cold water before washing.. Steak and eggs. Easter eggsBacon, limp as my manhood after drinkingBacon, crisp and blackToast, white wheat rye, toast the bride.Whole diet grapefruit. No knife or spoon included with order OJ with Anita telling us NY is going to HellOJ’s 2nd trialDid I mention Spam? Spam, Spam, Spam

    Hot chocolate, with or without marshmallowsDTWFNC Either whistle or the 8 hour coffe pot brandPancakes golden brown and light as a butterfly’s kissApple fritters with no caloriesSpamFor your dining enjoyment, Winky will sing the Lumberlack song while you eat.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I was about to suggest lasagna, but Lew types faster,so I’l just have the spam, spam, eggs, sausage & spam.That doesn’t have much spam in it.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago

    & suggesting someone might need utensils with grapefruit?How bizarre.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Good Morning, Lewreader & ChukLitl

    Lewreader, I’ll have everything but the spam, OJ & DTWFNC

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    That may be true, but it’s still sound advice.

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    bdaverin  over 13 years ago

    I’ll take the spam, spam, eggs and spam. Eggs over-easy, please. Also, the DTWFNC, but just the large today. I’m trying to cut down.

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    kab2rb  over 13 years ago

    Good morning all. All ready hot here. I will be nice though. Tomorrow for some know what I am talking about. I will not go into detail. My mom surgery is tomorrow. Hope GYN/cancer specialist does that get most or all cancer cells. Then have to wait late to find out. I will not be on GC Thursday.

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    Digital Frog  over 13 years ago

    morning all

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    Michelle Morris  over 13 years ago

    I think I’ll have the Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam,thank you very much! :D

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Easter Eggs & Whistling Nuclear Coffee, please Sir Lew

    Good Morning Peoples!
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    MontanaLady  over 13 years ago

    Good morning, Everyone,

    LOVE your menu, Sir Lew!I think I’ll have some of your deep fried eggs……is that out of the shell or in? Of course, you’ll have to accompany that with deep fried butter and deep fired ice cream for dessert! (yech)

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Doc Toon, I’m early and you still run off to bed? Geesh!

    I’ve never heard of deep fired ice cream? Is that something you do around the campfire at night? Throw ice cream into the fire then dig it out and eat it covered with coals and ashes?

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    George Arnold  over 13 years ago

    ≡≡ P O P ! ≡≡♪ Good Morning TRIBE! ♪

    Hello to all those here!

    I’ll have fried Spam, a pickled egg and DWFNC, thanks Lew.

    Sleep is a ritual? Great!

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Kab Sister & Family 

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    George Arnold  over 13 years ago

    Good Morning LuvH8!

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    Good Morning, Everybody!(esp: LuvH8 and Sojo)++++++++Hmmm—can I have wheat toast with fried spam and a moderate size cup of DTWFNC? Thanx.++++++++Daaaaa strip: do I have to get a life? We do have plenty of rituals. . . .

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    George Arnold  over 13 years ago

    Good Morning bmonk!

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Hi Sojo & BmonkNo regular rituals here, but I think I am supposed to be working on changing that.

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    George Arnold  over 13 years ago

    LuvH8 – The hot sauce for the chili could be used if your asked to bring a dish to something and you don;t want to be asked again. Or if you have company for supper you don’t want to come back you could use it then.

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    You can also work your way up using ever hotter sauces. That’s what my dad and brother say. I always reply, “But what’s the point? To get used to hotter sauces just so you can eat hotter sauces?”

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    George Arnold  over 13 years ago

    Hello serena – Hope your having a good day!

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Sorry to disappear all day but for some reason I was in bed with a stomach ache all day. SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED nursed me back to health with Red Sox Brownie ice cream and lemon ade. The sweet girl even recharged my Kindle to keep me quiet. I am not a good patient.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 13 years ago

    Good Afternoon, everyone.

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I is confuzzled. Anyway, tomorrow I will be moving into an apartment. Yay! & sad I will miss being in the country, but now at least I shall probably be able to go for walks without being accosted by snakes, skunks or oppossums.

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    George Arnold  over 13 years ago

    Hello Lew and Josh!

    Congrats LuvH8!

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    Hi, serena, Lewreader and Josh!We are currently getting 100% of a 20% likely “isolated thundershower.” I hope it gets cooler after.

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 13 years ago

    But I like walking at night! I miss it :•(

    Well at least I am less likely to jump in front of a speeding vehicle because of one.

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I suppose I should start packing before people show up to move things?

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    George Arnold  over 13 years ago

    Hello Saucy!

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    Hi. Saucy!+++++Just had the power company turn all the computers (and lights, radio, etc) off here. Odd—my cell phone still worked. ;^)+++++@ LuvH8, do you want help packing? Should we send the bulldozers?

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Good afternoon Tribe!

    Bulldozers in lieu of packing?

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Hi, bmonk.

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    George Arnold  over 13 years ago

    Good Afternoon Grog – Bulldozers would be fast.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Hi, Sojo

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    George Arnold  over 13 years ago

    It reached 111° here today.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I think it was supposed to get to 102 today.

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I could just start a fire!!!!

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I think I like the bulldozer idea better.

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    The bulldozer would be safer—you could push the stuff out where it was safe to burn.

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    And——I’m off!Bye!

    bamf!
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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Bye, bmonk.

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    George Arnold  over 13 years ago

    Bye bmonk.

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    COWBOY7  over 13 years ago

    Good evening, Tribe

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    George Arnold  over 13 years ago

    Good Evening ♠Lonewolf♠!

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Good evening, ♠Lonewolf♠

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    COWBOY7  over 13 years ago

    Hi, Sojo & Grog.

    How are you gentlemen doing this evening?

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    George Arnold  over 13 years ago

    Just fine ♠Lonewolf♠. And you?

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Great and you?

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    Smiley Rmom  over 13 years ago

    Hi, friends!

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    George Arnold  over 13 years ago

    Hi Rmom – I see you survived the heat.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Hi, Rmom

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    Smiley Rmom  over 13 years ago

    Hi, Sojo & Grog! – My hubby picked me up, as he was heading back to SE KS. It was HOT out there today!!! When we got to the trailer, he turned on the a/c, and we left for a while, to give it time to cool off. Much better now.

    I’ve got to head to bed now, but I should be able to chat more tomorrow. I’m goofing off!

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    George Arnold  over 13 years ago

    Have an easy night Doc.

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    George Arnold  over 13 years ago

    Good Night Rmom.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Good night Doc & Rmom

    Doc, it seems that a lot of people don’t want to wear glasses and complain about the magnification feathere, which I would only use for really small text, like in the Sunday Dog Eat Doug. All the other strips are quite readable, I think, but then I wear a good pair of glasses.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    That’s feature.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    And with that, I will call it a night.

    Gunite, Tribeandall.

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    George Arnold  over 13 years ago

    Good Night Grog.

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    George Arnold  over 13 years ago

    Time for my zzzzzz’s.

    ♪ P&L ♪≡≡ POOF! ≡≡

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