Big Top by Rob Harrell for February 25, 2012

A is for apple, J is for JacksBut that’s not on this on this menu!

A is for alphabet soupB is for bacon and/or beansC is for Canadian Bacon or chocolateD is for DTWFNCE is for eggs any way you want it or elderberry wineF is for flapjacksG is for granolaH is for haggisI is for Irish Lamb stewJ is for Jalapenos or juice.K is for Krispy CreamsL is for LoxM is for maple baconN is for napalmO is for omelet with whatever you wantP is for pepper bacon and/or PepsiQ is for Quaker oatsR is for rice crispiesS is for sausage of any kindT is for T-bone steakU is for upside down cakeV is for vegetablesW is for What? You can’t find anything you like? OK then, I won’t bother going through the rest of the menu

Oh it’s a problem alright, but he hasn’t figured it out yet.

Good Morning Citizen GROG! and the rest of the sleeping TRIBE!

PopGOODMORNINGTRIBEANDALL and Citizen GROG! and Knightman.Lessee – BED will work. Bacon, Eggs over slimy and DTWFNC.MAC OS takes some getting used to. I still haven’t fingered out how the special keys work..tooncomment: Way to go Petey… just go with it..toontour.pooph

Good Morning, Knightman & Plods

Good morning. May I have some M, E, and I please? Don’t forget my ice cream chaser.

a very good morning to everyone, tribe ,and all.happy, happy, happy!!!W is for walnut breadX is… ???Y is for yolkless eggs. (egg beaters.)Z is for zucchini. (sauteed in a little olive oil and butter with a few onions and a touch of garlic. )dude! shes getting kinky. go with it! : )

X is…um…???

Good Morning, serena & noicant

I had trouble with “X” as well. That’s why I stopped at W, even though I had “Y” & “Z” already figured out.

Shikia from yesterday’s comment @ 2C&C. I can’t buy meat pies down here. But I do make my own from scratch. They’re even better than the store-bought variety in Quebec.

X is for Xtra helpings.

@ KnightmanOr that

Way to go, Citizen Grog! Great menu!!!!!!

We just watched how they made Haggis the other day on Triple D…….yuck!!!!!!

So, in checking through your menu, I’ll have a Chocolate Omelet, with Maple Bacon on the side, with a small glass of Elderberry Wine, please.

We just had a lovely snow shower…….about 1/2 inch worth. More is supposedly on it’s way today and tomorrow. :)))

I’ll have flapjacks and DWFNC, thanks Citizen GROG!.

From Reference.com –

There are very few foods that start with the letter X. One is xiphias, which is swordfish. Another is xiphosuran, which is horseshoe crab. Also, you have xylocarp, and that is a hard fruit. Xigua is the Chinese word for watermelon. Finally, you have xanthan gum , which can be used as a stabilizer and thickening agent in foods such as yogurt.

Montana Lady – Looks like a lot of snowing in Yellowstone right now!

Morning Sojo so if I add xanthan gum to a steak will it become a slab of meat?

Good Morning Plods – You could try it and let us know.

My choice would be xylocarp – a hard fruit.

Good morning, Montana Lady & Sojo

Montana Lady, I saw that show on haggis as well. I think only a true Scottsman would eat it. I am not one of them.

Sojo, I’ve never tried Swordfish, but I think I might be more inclined to go with the horseshoe crab – but not for breakfast.

Good Morning Citizen GROG! – A friend of mine who had lived in New York often went to the Italian area to eat. He saw a person order a soft shell crab sandwich. It was a whole crab between two pieces of bread. When he starting eating it a bunch of green slimy green goop came out all over everything. He decided not to order one for himself.

I may get up the nerve to try it one of these days, Plods

Darn no edit key!

Sojo, that must have been the secret sauce.

I deleted and re-typed my comment so that the order would make more sense.

Napalm, please?

It figures Ooops! that you would love the smell of napalm in the morning.

I’ve never had napalm before, it sounds interesting.

It was the only thing I could think of at 1AM. I’ve since made changes to the menu.

But napalm is supposed to be really good for efficiently burning the walking dead.

Um if you get napalm, Ooops, I’m filing for Canadian citizenship

Is that far enough away, Plods?

I meant to stop in to say hi again, but it has been snowing and blowing all day so I’m going to hibernate. Shouldn’t complain, I guess. It’s been a pretty easy winter so far.

serena, she’s always got it with her.

Grape Jelly Napalm Gun!

Oh! A Flaming Napalm Ball Gun! That is what I need!  Flying balls of flaming napalm are just the thing to destroy the walking dead.

Take Cover, Plods. I don’t know what the range of this thing is.

I should probably practice my aim in case I run into any zombies or clowns.

Umm\, yeah.. Good idea. Hopefully neighboring states aren’t in any danger.

Good thing there’s a snow cover to the east

You need some sort of napalm net.

Well, I’m going to try to get some shut-eye and hope Ooops! doesn’t miss her target.