Close to Home by John McPherson for February 22, 1999
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Woman 1: Hmm hmm... dum de dum! Ok. Let's see... The checkbook goes in here... Hey! Theres that roll of breath mints I was looking for! Uh-oh! Looks like the cap to my lipstick is loose!... Woman 2: Die! Die! Die! Twenty-seven percent of all Americans suffer from Compulsive Checkout Lingering Syndrome.