Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for July 26, 2009

It’s nice to have friends in high places.

I seen a bald eagle yesterday in Plymouth while Iwas fishing.

Is this a Vic Tanny course ?

doesn’t say a whole lot for the female— —here she is strolling along the beach with her man…. and after he is grabbed and spirited away she seems destressed at his sudden departure…. …. then, for reasons only known to her little mind, she ignores his screams and walks off with the nerd and the bird…….while he is devoured by sharks…… there is a moral to this story; never swim at a beach without a lifeguard present

hey, I can ramble too!

Puts a whole new meaning to “the bird”.

Hey, guys, doesn’t anyone remember the muscle-building ads in the old comic book days? Charles Atlas - famous ad. A big strong guy with a pretty girl comes along, kicks sand in a skinny guys face and laughs. Our hero decides he’s tired of being picked on, sends away for the course, and next it shows HIM, big and strong, and back on the beach he knocks the bully down while the girl now adores HIM, of course, and says something about him being her hero. Every kid wanted to send away and become big and strong. You know the ads, right by the x-ray glasses or the throw your voice device, or sell Cloverine Brand Salve and make lots of money, or sea monkeys, or……… Thom just decided to shorten the process with an eagle.

JAD, the bird in second panel only looks bigger because of the wingspan.

That’ll teach the bully not kick sand in someone’s face.

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!