Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 28, 2007

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Before anybody else says it…

    Looks like a barrel of fun.

    Well, until the ambulance part, anyhow.

    I hope that’s his MedAlert tag there on the ground.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Susan, you are early tonight!

    Just realized that I posted my suggestion to Stel after the turn. What about Game of Bones?

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Cleo, the ardent catch and release fisherman. Claude and Clara are not going to get their main if you keep that up!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Dennis…. LOL… I cheated.

    Posted that before the turn, just to grab the “low-hanging fruit” in the wisecrack department.

    And now, as usual, I’m late again.

    Took me a moment to realise you made a typo… I thought you were using a term I didn’t know. LOL

     

    Cleo might have second thoughts if she were told about te punishment for mail tampering.

    It’s a Federal crime!

    Believe me, Cleo…. you don’t want to spend time in the Federal Pound.

    No telling what could happen to a pretty little thing like you.

    You really don’t want to end up some big bruiser’s b*+( h.

    (Where did you think that term originated?)

     

    Yeah, Stel…you won’t ever run out…. we’ve got a billion of em.

    Have you done “That’s Bassetainment?”

    Oh wait… I remember you did “Howling in the Rain” which some of its scenes were pulled from. Too close?

    Any James Hound movies? “Master NO!” “You only Bark Twice?” “On Her Majesty’s Basset Service?”

    The whole oeuvre of Elvis Bassetly (Often called “King” )..

    Star Walks… and other Dog Fi… I’ll think of other stuff, in time…

    Forgive me if I’m forgetting, or misremembering… I do a lot of that lately.

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    x_Tech  almost 7 years ago

    ♫ Roll out the barrel ♪

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    GROG Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Barking is so passe.

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    SheMc  almost 7 years ago

    Because, we all know Cleo is just not like other dogs!!!

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    Perkycat  almost 7 years ago

    This is one of my favorites!

    Did you hear about the neighborhood where a man kept threatening the mailman. They won’t deliver mail there until the man moves.

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I think that mailman said a bad word.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    usually, though, a mailman’s bad words are reserved for inclement weather.

    but what do I know?—- I haven’t carried mail since 1986

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Stel: The Postdog always Barks Twice

    https://i.jeded.com/i/the-postman-always-rings-twice-1946.15507.jpg

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