Eek! by Scott Nickel for July 31, 2009

‘Scuse me, didn’t mean to interrupt (walks out).

“Give me a hand, would you , Hon?”

Give a man a hand & he thinks he’s in show biz. Teach him how to…

…oh forget it, all the good lines were handed out before I got here!

i guess the honeymoon is over frank

…and Thing makes a cameo appearance…

Wow, there’s a theme going today! (See Frog Applause!)

ahem the lines that come to mind reading this one… !

Thanks, but I was hoping for another body part.

Is THAT the one who’s chest was too big? The one the doctor was going to keep? Throw me a bone here, people.

Suggestive humor at its best.

When you’re done, remember, one hand washes the other…