Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for August 24, 2009

No one has ever seen an octo-chicken. They run away too fast.

Given everyone’s desire for lower-fat white meat (never mind that it’s deep-fat fried), it’s a shame they didn’t create an eight-BREASTED chicken, rather than an eight-legged one. Or for the Buffalo market, an eight-winged one…

The Slaw! Of course. Why didn’t I think of that.

Hey, for those of us who love dark meat, the octo-chicken is the way to go. Sort of luck the quadro-turkeys that John Madden used to make on Thanksgiving day football games.

I dunno, this sounds fishy. I’m checking with Snopes before I start running through the streets screaming like a madman. This time.

You show potential Scott, have you considered a government position?

I thought they’d never advance beyond the seven-assed turtle.

Scott’s expression in the last panel is demented.

@Jo Jo - http://xkcd.com/250