It is not to laugh. Sunburn hurts. Sunburn is dangerous. Sunburn is ugly! For someone like Donna, this is a major crisis. –I recommend constant, liberal applications of lotion, interspersed with immersions in cold water (I am not, however, a certified medicine-man).
I turn very red, very easily, but it’s rare that I’ll get a sunburn that hurts overmuch. People say “Oh my gosh! You must be in agony!” and I’ll respond “Oh, it’s not that bad” and give myself a big slap on the forearm.
I am a pale lady and I will swear by 2 remedies for sunburn: Noxema “old school” face cleansing cream will cool it right off! Neutrogena liquid face wash (the regular one - NOT the deep clean one) will do a lot of good maintenance so you can wash, but not completely lose the color.
Tequila is only for the west coast like rum as in Mojitos for the east coast on the Islands you should prescribe sake especially with the seafood platter, lots and lots of sake
margueritem over 15 years ago
Excellent tip, Mona, and she should stay away from orange, too.
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
Anything related to red is a no-no with a sunburn. I think I like Mona’s goth-white look better.
Sisyphos over 15 years ago
It is not to laugh. Sunburn hurts. Sunburn is dangerous. Sunburn is ugly! For someone like Donna, this is a major crisis. –I recommend constant, liberal applications of lotion, interspersed with immersions in cold water (I am not, however, a certified medicine-man).
cleokaya over 15 years ago
I could always apply aloe onto to her hot, sunburned body.
3hourtour Premium Member over 15 years ago
…Mona is having a good vacation after all…
The missing M. Smokey over 15 years ago
Tomorrow, the cute guys will be hitting on Mona, to Donna’s chagrin! I’m not worried, though. Mona will resist.
lewisbower over 15 years ago
I believe the proper cure for a sunburn begins with tequila.
MisngNOLA over 15 years ago
Lew, that’s how many of my sunburns begin…any cure notwithstanding.
stpatme over 15 years ago
bell3rose1a, They are from LA aka smoggy California….
fritzoid Premium Member over 15 years ago
I turn very red, very easily, but it’s rare that I’ll get a sunburn that hurts overmuch. People say “Oh my gosh! You must be in agony!” and I’ll respond “Oh, it’s not that bad” and give myself a big slap on the forearm.
Dorian over 15 years ago
I am a pale lady and I will swear by 2 remedies for sunburn: Noxema “old school” face cleansing cream will cool it right off! Neutrogena liquid face wash (the regular one - NOT the deep clean one) will do a lot of good maintenance so you can wash, but not completely lose the color.
allanbrown over 15 years ago
@lewreader
Tequila is only for the west coast like rum as in Mojitos for the east coast on the Islands you should prescribe sake especially with the seafood platter, lots and lots of sake