Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 18, 2007
March 17, 2007
March 19, 2007
Transcript:
Zipper: Keep moving... don't make eye contact... how did I ever get trapped at a jobs fair? Man; Hey, young man! Looking for a glamorous job with adventure and travel? Zipper: Um... I could be, I guess. Man: Then consider joining the U.S. State Department! That's right. There are openings now at the U.S. Embassy in Iraq, located in the safe-as-pie Green Zone! And unlike your predecessors, you'd be a real professional, trained up in Arabic and Islamic culture, with a skill set that actually matches your duties! Zipper: Wow... that sounds almost too good to be true! Man: And yet it's not! Just fill out this personal data sheet, and you could be on your way! Zipper: "1. What are your views on abortion!" Man: Just check "deeply opposed." I can fill in the gay marriage section for you.
