Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 16, 2007

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Earl: Okay, these images are a little hard to stomach... Duke: Excuse me? Earl: Depending on your cultural perspective, of course. Here's your biggest P.R. problem, Excellency - ethnic cleansing. Man: Ethnic cleansing? We have no ethnic cleansing! In Berzerkistan, all violence is personal! The Berzerki was is this: I have no enemy. Until I do, and then I act, and my enemy is no more! It's that simple! Duke: What about his family? Do you spare the spouse? Man: No. In our culture, the wife must also pay for her husband's perfidy! Duke: Fascinating! Are you getting all this, Earl? Earl: Sir... Man: Unless she's hot. We have a shortage. Duke: I feel like I'm in grad school. Earl: Sir, the refugees can be seen on Google Earth.