The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 05, 1998
Transcript:
Eno: Good news, Fang! I think I've found my calling. Now that Fabio has left the lucrative field of male modeling to pursue his dream of being a margarine pitchman, I'm stepping in to take his place. Fang: You're going to grace the covers of romance novels?! Eno: Well, not exactly. You don't just start out on romance covers. You have to work your way up. Eno: Right now I'm doing medical pamphlets on nasal drip.