The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 11, 1998
Transcript:
Eno: Are the cows your beef is taken from checked for disease? Man: Of course. Eno: Do you irradiate your beef to kill off E. Coli and other contaminants? Man: You betcha. Eno: Hmm... Eno: Do you wash your hands after bathroom breaks? Man: I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me.