The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 20, 1998
Transcript:
Waiter: Hi. I'm Ned, and I'll be your waiter. Sorry bout the wait, but I have alot of tables. Waiter: Can I start you off with an appetizer? Eno: NO. Just the check. Waiter: Check? You haven't ordered yet. Eo: While I was waiting I ate a candle and the floral centerpiece.