The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 24, 1998
Transcript:
Gina: Darn that Elvin! Not only has he trashed his own yard, but now his junk is starting to spill over into my yard! eno: Wo! hold on there, Gina! eno: Remember, when we start judging others with our narrow ideas of right and wrong, we give up the right to be wrong. Right? Gina: Eno, that doesn't make any sense. Eno: I know. Jerry Springer talks so darn fast during his final thought segment, it's hard to write it all down.