The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 23, 1999
Transcript:
Eno: Oh great and all knowing wiffle guru, we beseech you to bestow upon us the enlightenment that comes from your all encompassing knowledge of wiffle ball rules and regulations. Elvin: Proceed. Fang: Well, butthead here fouled one off his hands with two strikes. Is he out? Elvin: Depends. Was a weber grill within twenty feet of the batter's box? Eno: no grill. Just a cooler and two lawn chairs. Elvin: He's out of there!