FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 09, 2008

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Computer: I'm just trying to be helpful. Roger: Helpful?! You call what you've been doing helpful?! Checking the ESPN website at least 10 times a day?! Making anagrams of my name, like "go for Rex"?! Trying to find a link between "Gentle Ben" and Kevin Bacon?! Computer: If that's really what you want... Roger: If this is your idea of helpful, then I want you to try being as un-helpful as possible! Computer: Daisy, daisy... Roger: Ok, maybe not quite to the "Hal" extreme.