FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 20, 2009
June 19, 2009
June 22, 2009
Transcript:
Andy: So, how was the big "X-Files" movie? Jason: Oh, man! The lies those in power come up with! First denials, then half-truths, then elaborate cover-ups- Why? -so we'll all be blissfully inorant of our fate until it's too late to change! Well, I refuse to keep my mouth shut! I'm writing a newspaper! Our congressman! The truth is out there and I demand a full investigation! Andy: Sweetie "The X-Files" is what's known as fiction. Peter: You misunderstand they shipped the wrong film to the theater. Jason: They screened "Encino Man 2" talk about sinister plots.
margueritem over 15 years ago
Ack! I’d sue ‘em, Jason!
musicnut1986 over 15 years ago
How embarrasing to wear a Mulder wig rather than an animal skin toga to “Encino Man 2”.
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
I bet Peter actually enjoyed it. And I bet the manager of the theater will be getting death threats for a week.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 15 years ago
What, there was an “Encino Man 2”?
JTRaine over 15 years ago
No, there was not an Encino Man 2. But there was a dreadful Made-For-TV spin-off called Encino Woman. It was horrible and unwatchable for anyone with an IQ over 55. (apologies to anyone who liked it)
Yukoneric over 15 years ago
Good for a few groans.
Constantinepaleologos over 15 years ago
Poor Jason. It probably serves him right for making Peter come with him.
mrprongs over 15 years ago
Hope you got your money back, Jason.
Encino Woman was just a ripoff of Encino Man. Didn’t even pick up where Man left off. What a rip. Too bad you can’t get money refunded form your cable bill for awful tv movies.
lateformyfuneral over 15 years ago
JTRaine, don’t worry about it. Any one who actually enjoyed Encino Woman 1) Doesnt know what IQ means 2) can’t count as high as 55 and 3) wouldn’t know what to do with an apology anyways. No, wait a minute, Peter would know what to do with an apology, if you gave him enough time.