Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 10, 2009

Even the Cavewall People react to too much MSG…

Well, just don’t add MSG! –Stupid cavewall people!

Try ptero tartare.

I know MSN makes me blood-thirsty…

You do realize that Pterodactyls and humans did not coexist.

Their religious differences made it impossible.

Ptui!

4deer please pass the tartare sauce! (Saw that in some TV commercial last week.)

Looks to me like they’re marching on to get something to drink.

Plitty Clazy ! Whets Nexk ?

WMG! Teresa actually made us think for a moment…what’s this world coming to? 8-)

Finger slip…of course I meant OMG! Mea culpa! (and I’m not even Catholic)

ships, ships, would that there were really boats in the cave, or that the second or third drowned might wave a hand; gurgles, raises an arm and votes for a river to flood without vision or unadorned sound.

rain, rain, washing the enveloping sense of me north or south or lost; such are the hard-coded genes of midnight trapped between dawn and eternity. just join the dots, hey, a sketch between elusive frames.

so wait, cavemen had manual typewriters? that typed on cave walls? this is WAY too high concept for me.

I’m sure the aliens helped them.

Q: Why can you never tell when a Pterodactyl is using your bathroom?

A: