Poor Calvin, in the last panel he looks genuinely concerned that he’s gotten his homework wrong…. maybe we’ve underestimated him all this time?
Hobbes is such a genius <3
to The Spleen:
There should be another choice.
Multi-Choice Question:
Based on his math skills, did Hobbes once work for…
A) the IRS
B) the banking industry
C) Wall Street
D) The big three auto makers
E) All of the above
Can you imagine what we would get if Calvin was learning about “imaginary” numbers… which personally I believe was just made up by someone like Hobbes and the whole mathematical world went for it, hook line and sinker… I mean look they went for numerator didn’t they?
to The Spleen:
There should be another choice.
Multi-Choice Question:
Based on his math skills, did Hobbes once work for…
A) the IRS
B) the banking industry
C) Wall Street
D) The big three auto makers
E) A Government position in charge of ALL OF THE ABOVE
yukoner, I love that term, mathemagician…. that is the way it seemded to me once I got past advanced Algebra, and now I am in the final throes of a 40 year career in Chemical and Mechanical Engineering…. scary thought, eh?
It is not alegbra. His homework is just a basic math! 3+8 is 11! Calvin had not learned on Algebra yet. Sheesh! Hobbes, if you give Calvin wrong answer, you will be regretted!
Disliked Math extemely in HS and still do. Never needed Algebra or Geometry in my chosen profession thank goodness and would never attempt Calculus for any amount of $$$$. The only Teacher that really tried to help me with math was my 5th grade teacher Miss McDonough to whom I will be forever grateful! The Nuns and Teachers at my HS could have cared less which was disappointing considering the money my Dad spent sending me to a Private Catholic School (which I didn’t want to go to).
I challenge you to find one thing that you do that does not involve math in some form. Folks who hate math do so for several reasons, the most usual one being that we do not have many elementary teachers who really like math. That’s one reason they want to teach elementary subjects, so they can avoid math, and this fear transfers to the students.
cleokaya over 15 years ago
I always wondered where numerator came from. It’s obvious now number eighter. Calvin is sure to get an A. Or maybe an Aye?
margueritem over 15 years ago
Hobbes and I do math the same way!
TheSpleen over 15 years ago
Multi-Choice Question: Based on his math skills, did Hobbes once work for… A) the IRS B) the banking industry C) Wall Street D) All of the above
margueritem over 15 years ago
Comic Organ: The answer is D!
green_engineer over 15 years ago
There’s something very wrong with this comic strip…oh right… since when does Calvin do homework?
On a side note, when I was Calvin’s age, I used to think advanced maths involved bigger numbers. How silly…there’s no numbers, only Greek letters.
rshive over 15 years ago
A mathematician Hobbes is not.
tommys over 15 years ago
of course!
Yukoner over 15 years ago
Hobbes has proven that he is a true mathemagician.
Cymbol over 15 years ago
Memo to Mr. Hobbs, my high school math teacher….See! I was RIGHT!
flammable_feline over 15 years ago
Poor Calvin, in the last panel he looks genuinely concerned that he’s gotten his homework wrong…. maybe we’ve underestimated him all this time? Hobbes is such a genius <3
rentier over 15 years ago
This problem is too difficult to be solved!
britbiker over 15 years ago
They’re pushing the kids too fast nowadays!
Raven1971 over 15 years ago
So, Hobbes is Bernie Madoff in disguise?
jrs111456 over 15 years ago
to The Spleen: There should be another choice. Multi-Choice Question: Based on his math skills, did Hobbes once work for… A) the IRS B) the banking industry C) Wall Street D) The big three auto makers E) All of the above
jweb1510 over 15 years ago
Is this what you call “fuzzy” math?
prasrinivara over 15 years ago
Nothing wrong, green_engineer: Calvin DOES homework, only almost never on time (exception being the story Hobbes wrote for him) nor correctly.
Unclebup over 15 years ago
Jweb - its furry math!
Ldywldkat over 15 years ago
Can you imagine what we would get if Calvin was learning about “imaginary” numbers… which personally I believe was just made up by someone like Hobbes and the whole mathematical world went for it, hook line and sinker… I mean look they went for numerator didn’t they?
grampaspot over 15 years ago
to The Spleen: There should be another choice. Multi-Choice Question: Based on his math skills, did Hobbes once work for… A) the IRS B) the banking industry C) Wall Street D) The big three auto makers E) A Government position in charge of ALL OF THE ABOVE
Cameloo over 15 years ago
Look at the math Hobbes did on the paper. I bet Hobbes has no clue what he is doing
JonD17 over 15 years ago
Ohh Hobbes, dear tiger, it is you who is advanced, far too advanced for 1st grade studies. You should be in the post-grad realm.
Silverpearl over 15 years ago
I give thanks for my calculator every day.
BirishB over 15 years ago
It’s the “new math” …
And people called Newton a kook in his time.
JonD17 over 15 years ago
yukoner, I love that term, mathemagician…. that is the way it seemded to me once I got past advanced Algebra, and now I am in the final throes of a 40 year career in Chemical and Mechanical Engineering…. scary thought, eh?
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
Love this comic! Such brilliant humor.
Great comments too, kids!
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Still working on the problem myself but suspect the answer is 38.
steevieb over 15 years ago
Now we know who wrote the stimulus bill.
alondra over 15 years ago
Looks like Calvin’s gonna get all the answers wrong today.
unemandarine over 15 years ago
Oh boy! Calvin you’re in big trouble…
EMandEM over 15 years ago
“So what times three equals eight? The answer, of course, is six.” Hobbes, how on earth did you derive that? Did you use the theorem of Guessology?
PaulAtreides over 15 years ago
after recent events, Hobbes is now able to get a job at:
A. taken B. taken C. taken D. laid off E. All of the above, but less hours
prasrinivara over 15 years ago
Macushlaondra, Calvin getting wrong answers is status-quo everyday; when he gets the answer RIGHT, you know it’s a Sod’s Law day!
Northwoodser over 15 years ago
Another case of the blind leading the blind.
Optimystic over 15 years ago
I could have used Hobbes’ assistance in my finance classes!
johnnydoc5 over 15 years ago
Boy, if the answer is six, then I have to reevaluate the way I do math.
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
It is not alegbra. His homework is just a basic math! 3+8 is 11! Calvin had not learned on Algebra yet. Sheesh! Hobbes, if you give Calvin wrong answer, you will be regretted!
mark.berte over 15 years ago
2 cubed (the third power) is 8. 2 times 3 is 6. 6 makes sense to me as a likely answer! ;)
rentier over 15 years ago
I love it!
carmy over 15 years ago
All of the above across the board.
gossamer49 over 15 years ago
Disliked Math extemely in HS and still do. Never needed Algebra or Geometry in my chosen profession thank goodness and would never attempt Calculus for any amount of $$$$. The only Teacher that really tried to help me with math was my 5th grade teacher Miss McDonough to whom I will be forever grateful! The Nuns and Teachers at my HS could have cared less which was disappointing considering the money my Dad spent sending me to a Private Catholic School (which I didn’t want to go to).
mrprongs over 15 years ago
I love it when he invokes imaginary numbers.
avemaria over 15 years ago
another answer- treasury secretary
actually that’s not fair… it was turbotax’s fault afterall………..
Radical-Knight over 15 years ago
You’re a life saver Hobbs. Without your help Calvin mighta made an “F” on his homework.
teaguemj over 15 years ago
Hopefully, he’s too tired to redo all the others…
tabbylynn over 15 years ago
math hates me and i hate it. it is all good. i could not do it. im not planing on teaching any higher then 3rd grade bc of the math.
m_ortal over 15 years ago
I challenge you to find one thing that you do that does not involve math in some form. Folks who hate math do so for several reasons, the most usual one being that we do not have many elementary teachers who really like math. That’s one reason they want to teach elementary subjects, so they can avoid math, and this fear transfers to the students.
cruncher3 over 15 years ago
calvin should have asked his mom he should know tigers know squat about math
Geekologist over 15 years ago
The answer? It tweleveteen!
zombiedragon over 15 years ago
Hobbes is a genius!
dsbairdks over 15 years ago
Making things Complicated
dsbairdks over 15 years ago
Making simple things complicated