Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 25, 2009

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    margueritem  almost 16 years ago

    Max says, very tongue in cheek.

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    wndrwrthg  almost 16 years ago

    “Better stay away from him He’ll rip your lungs out, Max I’d like to meet his tailor”. R.I.P. Mr Zevon

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    margueritem  almost 16 years ago

    pouncingtiger says:

    wndrwrthg, nice were-tiger touch.

    ~That’s not a tiger, that’s Wonder Warthog. (Eat pie, pig!)

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    pouncingtiger  almost 16 years ago

    wndrwrthg, nice were-tiger touch.

    Calvin should put up a sign on his door saying, “Beware of Tiger”.

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    corpuskevin  almost 16 years ago

    It’s pretty smart of Calvin setting limits right away. After all, who is this stranger? He only knows what his parents have said about him. And their history of trustworthiness, is less than perfect. Potentially two dads in the same house, how horrifying.

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    rshive  almost 16 years ago

    Just laying out the ground rules.

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    Yukoner  almost 16 years ago

    In many cultures it is a great insult to pat a child on the head. Even in this culture it is condescending. I don’t think Max is going to score many brownie points. (I don’t like him already.)

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    c00k13m0n5t3r  almost 16 years ago

    And you’d better be careful with your spleen, too, Max.

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    Yukoner  almost 16 years ago

    Tabbylynn, belated best wishes.

    When you do become a teacher be the very best. Both you and the kids deserve it. I say this after 35 years in the profession, most of it as a school administrator. And yes, I’d do it again in a heartbeat - greatest vocation on earth.

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    Wildmustang1262  almost 16 years ago

    Uh-Oh! Be careful what you say. OOPS! :-$

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    carmy  almost 16 years ago

    Watch your back Max.

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    jiko  almost 16 years ago

    he must be very unstable.

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    bald  almost 16 years ago

    calvin might have a snowball or two hidden in his room too uncle max

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    Ashrey  almost 16 years ago

    Yukoner, as soon as I saw him touch Calvin that way I thought, “Uh-oh. Who gave you permission and don’t treat children like pets.”

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    Unclebup  almost 16 years ago

    I wonder who Max got to run the used car lot while he is away?

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    alondra  almost 16 years ago

    I know I hated it when I was a kid to be patted on the head. It is condescending. Max is off to a bad start.

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    musicnut1986  almost 16 years ago

    Max didn’t pack for a long stay. He is carrying only a duffel bag. This should give Calvin some comfort.

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    green_engineer  almost 16 years ago

    Poor Max is completely oblivious to the world of gocomics and what the readers think of him right now!

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    Digital Frog  almost 16 years ago

    More appropriate would be a handshake, preferably with a joybuzzer

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    JanLC  almost 16 years ago

    So Max ruffles the kid’s hair and tries to greet him and Calvin cops an attitude. Somehow this is Max’s fault??? All I see is an uncle trying to be friendly and a spoiled brat behaving the same way he always does. Amazing how that always seems to surprise Calvin’s parents. Musicnut1986: In panel 1 Dad’s carrying a suitcase.

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    cleokaya  almost 16 years ago

    What an airhead. We all know that Calvin hasn’t grown in inch in years.

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    lazygrazer  almost 16 years ago

    That godawful walrus mustache doesn’t really help matters much.

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    Radical-Knight  almost 16 years ago

    Mandibles of death and a killer’s eye. Better keep a low profile, Max.

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    JonD17  almost 16 years ago

    margueritem says: pouncingtiger says: wndrwrthg, nice were-tiger touch. ~That’s not a tiger, that’s Wonder Warthog. (Eat pie, pig!)…… Marg, WW’s comment is a riff on Warren Zevon’s Werewolves of London

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    grammahotsho  almost 16 years ago

    Is Max from the Squatley’s of Buzz Sawyer?

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    dicktheassrancher  almost 16 years ago

    kudos JanCinVV, i’m guessing you’re a teacher?, cop?, social worker?, health care professional? again, thanks for the voice of reason amongst all these bleeep comments

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    Leonardeuler  almost 16 years ago

    I wonder what kind of boy Calvin will be when he is a teenager.

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    Northwoodser  almost 16 years ago

    If my kid greeted anyone that way he wouldn’t be able to sit for a week.

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    RobinHd  almost 16 years ago

    “kudos JanCinVV, i’m guessing you’re a teacher?, cop?, social worker?, health care professional? again, thanks for the voice of reason amongst all these bleeep comments.”

    Word.

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    salimbag  almost 16 years ago

    Touching the head is indeed an insult in some cultures, much of SE Asia comes to mind, but is respectful in others. For example, among the Masai it is expected for an adult to touch a child’s head upon greeting. Children quietly wait until a hand has been placed on their head before they then respectfully speak to an adult, just like Calvin, right? (anthropologist)

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    Cameloo  almost 16 years ago

    Calvin is still only up to there waists. How much shorter could he be?

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    SlyGuy54  almost 16 years ago

    Calvin is too funny.. not exactly the most polite but humorous.

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    txmystic  almost 16 years ago

    Max’s mustache suggests he could have a future in porn…

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    krob47  almost 16 years ago

    Is it Uncle Max or Uncle Mario The Plumber?

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    mariolink42  almost 16 years ago

    hobbes is gonna kill me =o

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    mariolink42  almost 16 years ago

    eek! he scares me!

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    si_rat  almost 16 years ago

    salimbag says: Touching the head is indeed an insult in some cultures, much of SE Asia comes to mind, but is respectful in others. For example, among the Masai it is expected for an adult to touch a child’s head upon greeting. Children quietly wait until a hand has been placed on their head before they then respectfully speak to an adult, just like Calvin, right? (anthropologist)

    Well you are wrong about SE Asia, or even most part of it. Of course people don’t go touching uninvited in most cultures.

    Touching head implies one is bigger/grater than the other in general. Of course, I can touch your head salimbag ;)

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    tabbylynn  almost 16 years ago

    id be afraid of hobbes.

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    foxglove16  almost 16 years ago

    I read once that Watterson purposely never named Calvin’s mom and dad, and that this series really made that hard to keep up. But I have to say these strips w/ Calvin’s uncle have always been my favorites.

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    cleopv154  almost 16 years ago

    better watch when you wink Max!!!!!!

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    rikkixbelle  almost 16 years ago

    i love it when i get to pick up relatives i havent seen for years!

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    rikkixbelle  almost 16 years ago

    i love it when i get to pick up relatives i havent seen for years!

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    dsbairdks  over 15 years ago

    How to talk to relatives

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