Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 03, 2009

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    margueritem  almost 15 years ago

    Yeah, nothing to get an ulcer over…..

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    cleokaya  almost 15 years ago

    that is my life. Live for today. Let tomorrow take care of itself.

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    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    Oh, tomorrow will take care of itself for Calvin, all right.

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    mroberts88  almost 15 years ago

    To be fair, he was out of school for a while.

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    sjoujke  almost 15 years ago

    Someone needs to tell Calvin about “Cliff Notes”.

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    rentier  almost 15 years ago

    Let grass grow over the book!

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    wilkins  almost 15 years ago

    How about getting an ulcer over an unfinished book report.

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    That’s right, he should get extra time for being out sick!

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    Takiniteasy  almost 15 years ago

    Calvin would wait for the movie version of “Cliff Notes”…

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    zero  almost 15 years ago

    If its anything on Doprah’s list, just go to school & repeat your performance from a few nights ago…

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    Yukoner  almost 15 years ago

    Grade 2 book reports? How to turn a kid off reading!! Way to go Wormwood.

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    wicky  almost 15 years ago

    “My tiger ate my homework”.

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    unemandarine  almost 15 years ago

    Takiniteasy said, about 3 hours ago

    Calvin would wait for the movie version of “Cliff Notes”…

    hahahaha!!

    I’m not sure “My tiger ate my homework” would work, Mrs. Wormwood lacks imagination…

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    beachbum56  almost 15 years ago

    Never worry about today what you can put off till tomorrow I say!

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    lazygrazer  almost 15 years ago

    I know the feeling. I’m still fretting over a book report I didn’t do 61 years ago.

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    GLENN B WOODEN  almost 15 years ago

    I still have nightmares in which I have a big final due in a college course of which I had not attended a single lecture!! And I cannot find the room where the test is supposed to be given! I wake up in a cold sweat!!!

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    DolphinGirl78  almost 15 years ago

    Calvin and Danae REALLY should get together… :)

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    mrslukeskywalker  almost 15 years ago

    Like so many comics commenters I’ve seen as well.

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    tinhutjohn  almost 15 years ago

    “I couldn’t do my book report. Me tiger et it”

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    jrbj  almost 15 years ago

    Mitstan, one day Calvin and Danae will get together and they will lead the country out of it’s current crumbling, fumbling, ever depressing state of chaos and into a new and wondrous state of anarchy where nothing will matter anymore. I know they will because they are the only ones twisted enough to understand what’s going on in our government. So like Calvin says, “Don’t worry about it.”

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    I wonder if Calvin does his homework on the bus on the way in to school and finishes it off in class or doesn’t bother to do it at all.

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    coffeeturtle  almost 15 years ago

    at least Calvin’s premise is good. too bad as a kid a book report isn’t one of those “little things” :-D

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    alondra  almost 15 years ago

    Now Calvin you could’ve been reading while you were resting in bed while sick. So you really have no excuse.

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    spbatwork  almost 15 years ago

    Voice of my conscience: “Like the work you’re supposed to be doing right now instead of reading comics?” Voice of my inner Calvin: “Exactly. Case in point.”

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    I think the same thing can be applied to things that really do matter but you really have no control over……

    you can worry about death & taxes all you want….but it is as worthless as regret

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    wbtthefrog  almost 15 years ago

    Nicely put, nighthawks!

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    johnnydoc5  almost 15 years ago

    My sentiments exactly Calvin.

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    bald  almost 15 years ago

    if calvin was going to do a book report about angels& demons, i wouldn’t recommend watching the movie as it was very different from the movie

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    artybee  almost 15 years ago

    I preferred “Classics Illustrated.”

    Cliff’s Notes required too much reading!

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    Trainwreck_1  almost 15 years ago

    Ah… The wisdom of the ages while still in it’s infancy?

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    jpozenel  almost 15 years ago

    That’s right!

    If the teacher and the rest of the class want to know about the book, then let them read it for themselves.

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    Trainwreck_1  almost 15 years ago

    artybee said, about 4 hours ago

    I preferred “Classics Illustrated.”

    Cliff’s Notes required too much reading!

    … Well Cleavage “notes require no reading whatsoever and the swinsuit issue is full of those types of notes :-)

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    Awesome-o  almost 15 years ago

    Calvin never participates and never learns…yet he knows so much…???

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    Calvin86  almost 15 years ago

    The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up!

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    ratlum  almost 15 years ago

    This is fun ,every body explaining how a six year old writes a book report or not More fun reading the comments than the comix

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    JTGAM  almost 15 years ago

    Macushlalondra! What would you have done? Honestly. Read comics…read book? Comics win by a landslide! Remember, never do today what you can leave for tomorrow. Especially if you’ve got a friendly tiger to write it for you.

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    aejb  over 2 years ago

    This was the first C&H I’ve read when I was a kid <3

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