We all knew Calvin couldn’t be good for too much longer.
I don’t remember anyone being chased with a baseball bat in our neighborhood. I remember fights with tree branches. Next door they had a tree with long bean like pods with seeds in them, they were like whips if you got slashed with one in a fight. I think the worst was when one of the gang went postal and tried to run another over multiple times with his bike one day.
Anyone think that she is stopping him because of something
he has already done in the house and not what he might be
on his way to do outside? You never know with Calvin!
By the way, who in that ‘day age’ or today for that matter
would name their son ’ Calvin’?
I’ve driven by Fort Bliss Army Base, Home of the Patriot Missile several times and I’ve never seen one that looks anything like Calvin’s mom? Even so she sure acts like!
This reminds me of a couple of my brothers. One chased the other around the house with a baseball bat. Left a BIG dent on the back of the door when the chasee slammed the door on the chaser.
Today, a C-bomb was released over a city, it’s main target is as of yet unknown. Fortunately, a mom-missile was fired by the US government, deflecting the C-Bomb and keeping it from doing any harm.
When he said “streaks toward”, I thought it was going to be another of Calvin’s nude neighborhood adventures. Looking back on it, it would be even funnier if it was.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Calvin’s the bomb!
Good morning Marg
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Where’s Marg?
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Calvin is a destructive force most everyday!
G’Morning Marg!
carmy over 14 years ago
How can he streak if he’s not nakey?
Yukoner over 14 years ago
Is that New York city he’s heading for?
vibjyor over 14 years ago
Hey, WHERE IS MARG ?
rentier over 14 years ago
Mother recognices everything!
Dino-1 over 14 years ago
We all knew Calvin couldn’t be good for too much longer. I don’t remember anyone being chased with a baseball bat in our neighborhood. I remember fights with tree branches. Next door they had a tree with long bean like pods with seeds in them, they were like whips if you got slashed with one in a fight. I think the worst was when one of the gang went postal and tried to run another over multiple times with his bike one day.
bigCandHfan over 14 years ago
yes, Where’s Marg??
pineapplehoney over 14 years ago
What is it that you are going to destroy “Destructive Calvin” TV or anything more exciting
Rakkav over 14 years ago
A million A-bombs? That’s gonna leave a mark.
This must be one of those times when Mom was getting “that look” (see yesterday).
Am I the only one reminded of texts like Psalms 46:9? :)
jrbj over 14 years ago
Calvin is the C bomb, but Mom is the Patriot Missle that intercepts the bomb. Go Mom.
mexdr1958 over 14 years ago
A baseball bat, destructive intentions, and a quick getaway from home (although thwarted)…..mmmmmhhhhhh…….
This could only be two things: He is going to take care of the school problem or there is an urgent meeting ot the G.R.O.S.S. club
rentier over 14 years ago
Little distroyer!
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
Good morning all!
gjsjr41 over 14 years ago
don’t talk like that, alisid.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
hope the iranian nutcase has a mom like calvin’s
tamsin over 14 years ago
Yup- Mom’s a Patriot Missile… Amazingly accurate and always on the job!
krisch over 14 years ago
Major Nuclear Disaster averted today..
in other news.. the question everyone’s asking everywhere is: “Where IS Marg?”
Looks like ‘Marg’ read only upto the 3rd panel and went underground.. hehe..
tut tut.. alisid.. :-X
bald over 14 years ago
i think calvin the destroyer would be more intense than conan the destroyer
Wiseguy411 over 14 years ago
Just out of curiosity what is Calvin’s target ???
bandz over 14 years ago
Let’s have no more bad-mouthing of Calvin’s mom [BTW, does she have a name?]on this site. She’s the only reason any of are still alive!
IndyMan over 14 years ago
Anyone think that she is stopping him because of something he has already done in the house and not what he might be on his way to do outside? You never know with Calvin! By the way, who in that ‘day age’ or today for that matter would name their son ’ Calvin’?
goferrari28 over 14 years ago
Did mom drop the “F-Bomb”?
JanLC over 14 years ago
No, Mom & Dad never had names that we learned.
Trainwreck_1 over 14 years ago
I’ve driven by Fort Bliss Army Base, Home of the Patriot Missile several times and I’ve never seen one that looks anything like Calvin’s mom? Even so she sure acts like!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
This reminds me of a couple of my brothers. One chased the other around the house with a baseball bat. Left a BIG dent on the back of the door when the chasee slammed the door on the chaser.
musicnut1986 over 14 years ago
GASP!!!!!!
(Well someone had to do it. You know, gasp in horror with your hands on either side of your face, like in the painting “The Scream”).
musicnut1986 over 14 years ago
I believe Calvin’s target was the living room with all of it’s fragile decorative items. I’m sure though that he would have spared the TV.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Good morning, fellow C & H lovers! I’m not feeling too well, and couldn’t handle posting last night. BC13, you made it!
musicnut1986 over 14 years ago
Marg, hope you get to feeling better.
Stay home, stay warm and drink plenty of fluids.
ratlum over 14 years ago
Stop Thats a friendly target
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
I’m thinking the dreaded C-Bomb was aiming for whatever was in it’s way. Thank goodness mom was there to intercept it.
Got a feeling she’s gonna diffuse it over her knee.
coffeeturtle over 14 years ago
you’re only delaying the inevitable. :-D
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago
There she is! Hi Marg!
josh_bisbee over 14 years ago
News:Feb 22, 2010
Today, a C-bomb was released over a city, it’s main target is as of yet unknown. Fortunately, a mom-missile was fired by the US government, deflecting the C-Bomb and keeping it from doing any harm.
rentier over 14 years ago
Marg I hope you’ll get better soon!
margueritem over 14 years ago
Thanks for all your good wishes. :-)
schang13 over 14 years ago
Hope you feel better Marg! I was also shocked to not see you on the first line.
zerotsm over 14 years ago
I don’t know why, but this is one of the funniest strips. Perhaps because of the Calvin face on the bomb.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hi, Marg. Hope you’re feeling better soon. I prefer to see you at the top of the posts, where you belong.
khpage over 14 years ago
Unfortunately for zoomer Calvin, Mom had her attitude adjustment radar on. The two million year old Ming vase will survive another day….
fanof41 over 14 years ago
“It happens every spring”
;-)
Patcharchman over 14 years ago
bandz, is moms name Emmily? Evil Mom Lady for short?
Please, whomever that grammar spell check dude/dudette was in the past, no need to critique comments in comic strips.
Keep that non sense in the Ivory Tower arena, that was rather inappropriate for what goes on here.
People get the gist of the comments, so take your pinky lifting white wine glass sipping where it is appreciated.
-DukeNukem- over 14 years ago
When he said “streaks toward”, I thought it was going to be another of Calvin’s nude neighborhood adventures. Looking back on it, it would be even funnier if it was.
cello_wizard over 14 years ago
Aww! Such a cute bomb! ^_^ (in the first panel)
bmonk over 14 years ago
JanCinVV said, about 10 hours ago
“No, Mom & Dad never had names that we learned.”
Which is why Calvin’s uncle (Dad’s brother) appeared once and never again–it was too weird that he couldn’t call his brother by name…
lindz.coop Premium Member over 14 years ago
Calvin with a bat – now there’s a bomb to fear!! Good thing Mom was on the ball!!
Wiseguy411 over 14 years ago
Marg, take two pills and post in the morning …
Keith Messamer over 14 years ago
Missile defense.
Soumen over 14 years ago
lol the c-bomb is zapped by c-mom laser :P
krisch over 14 years ago
Good to hear from you marg. I got slightly alarmed at your absence. Get well soon.
Danielle180 over 14 years ago
The bombing has momentarily been delayed.
Loki91308 over 2 years ago
I don’t even want to know what he was headed for.