FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 26, 1998

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Piage: Dang - I'm late. Relatively speaking. Mom, do you want to drive me to the mall? Andy: Not really. Paige: Daddy, can you drive me to the mall. Roger: Not right now. Paige: Hey, Peter, wanna go to the mall? Peter: Excuse me?? Paiage: Well, phooey, what am I supposed to do?? Andy, Peter and Roger: Go back to bed! It's 4 a.m.! Andy: Paige, sweetheart, you don't have to be first in line for every department store sale. Paige: But this one's going to be better than the last eight! Jason: You can borrow my bike light.