FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 20, 1998

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Andy: Peter, what are you doing? Peter: Remember last year when I got cut from the school football team? Andy: I danced a jig. Of course I remember. Peter: Well, I figured out what I did wrong--I didn't start training soon enough. What I should've done is do what the pros do, and that's practice all summer in 95-degree heat. Andy: Might I remind you this sport is populated by men who've all taken blows to the head. Peter: Relax. I have a trainer. I'll be fine. Jason: Let's go, flabby-boy! 2,000 laps! Move it!