FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 28, 1999
January 27, 1999
January 29, 1999
Transcript:
Paige (daughter): Hee hee hee... Peter (oldest son): What's so funny? Paige (daughter): We were dissecting earthworms in biology class today, so I took a bunch of the innards home with me in a plastic baggie. Peter (oldest son): What for? Paige (daughter): So I could put them in Jason's mittens and give the little dweeb a heart attack. Jason (youngest son): Whoa! Cool! Worm guts! Paige (daughter): Of course, I always forget that he's not a little dweeb. Peter (oldest son): Super-gargantuan-mega one, at least.
The Ever-Convenient Object's Shopping Mall about 4 years ago
I didn’t know anyone could be so much of a nerd as to identify the species of guts at a glance.